I always beat myself up when I get to the share button at the end of your piece, and realize that I forgot to read it "in the app". Everything looks cooler "in the app". But then I reach for a bite-size Reese's, eat it in two bites, to prolong the ecstasy and then all is well.
When I was maybe ten, I entered a contest I found in the Sunday comics to rename the Zagnut bar. I scratched my head for a day and came up with something brilliant, like "Crumbo-Nut". D.L. Clark was so underwhelmed, they stuck with the Zagnut name we all know and love.
Oh my god, but you are fun to read😄!
Leslie steered me towards Kinder Bueno and I have to agree.
I grew up eating Clark bars. I don’t know if this is poor man’s Butterfinger, but my memory remains loyal to the unique flavor and texture.
Thank you for the many many many laughs out loud.
I rewatched Beetlejuice over the weekend, so when I read this, I immediately thought of him luring the fly to it's death with a Zagnut.
Just the kind of thing I want to read these days. Thanks. And my Mom bequeathed her love of Heath Bars to me. Toffee for the cavity-inducing win.
Love $100,000 Bar. Which, like you, will always pronounce in full.
I always beat myself up when I get to the share button at the end of your piece, and realize that I forgot to read it "in the app". Everything looks cooler "in the app". But then I reach for a bite-size Reese's, eat it in two bites, to prolong the ecstasy and then all is well.
When I was maybe ten, I entered a contest I found in the Sunday comics to rename the Zagnut bar. I scratched my head for a day and came up with something brilliant, like "Crumbo-Nut". D.L. Clark was so underwhelmed, they stuck with the Zagnut name we all know and love.